A look at my iPod's notes

Every once in a while, I'll have a thought. Something so stunningly deep, so deeply meaningful, so meaningfully eloquent that I cannot stand to lose it. So I go and write it down on my iPod. There's a handy little "notes" program that pretends to be a very miniature legal pad. With a keyboard.

So now I've decided to go through these notes and show you all how wonderful my little tidbits of thought are. Prepare to be stunned.

Note #1:
"Every time you give the prayer your future spouse gets hotter.
Why not every time you sing the hymn or give a talk?
Every time you ditch church your future wife becomes a bigger nag?
Every time you finish a Personal Progress requirement your future husband gets poorer? [I think I meant richer. Oops.]"

Note #2:
"Blog ideas
Rick Palmer
Thinking
Disneyland and the Gospel
Intuitive econometrics
Orthodoxy is humility?
Tragedy envy
Children of Eden and allegory
Children of Eden and religious revulsion
Paz De Cristoj [typo!]
Atlas Shrugged and 3 Nephi
Things I miss about choir
The best place to sit on the bus
I am not funny
See, Kayla, I can sound dumb too [hmm. sounds familiar]"

Note #3:
"Institute is awkward."

Note #4:
"Flu Awareness Month?
Is anyone not aware of the flu?"

Note #5:
"Peregrine falcons on Temple Square

Joseph Smith Sr reunion--ecumenicism

We glorify civil disobedience in china... 'I'm a government official. I'm going to forget your name.'
'No one ever told me about polygamy.'

I'm going to become Mormon because of NuSkin.

I wish I were a sister missionary..."

There are many more notes, but I think this gives you a taste of the erudition of my everyday thoughts.