29 January 2009

My Institute teacher

I still don't know his name. But he has a Canadian accent.
He often says very strange things, but no one seems to notice. Here are a few:


  • If you notice a baby with a dirty diaper, it is unconditionally your responsibility to change it.

  • Without the atonement, our bodies would not be able to heal.

  • Olive oil is pure.

  • Nephi had a girlfriend.

  • We should rampantly speculate about what happened during the vision of the Tree of Life.

  • The daughter of Ishmael who pleaded with Laman and Lemuel probably married Laman or Lemuel.


Am I alone in considering these things rather strange and unsupported by the scriptures?

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