I'm installing Gentoo.

I don't know why.

Gentoo is an ultra-geeky distribution of Linux that basically gets compiled from scratch when you install it. And a lot of it you do by hand. I don't know why I'm installing it. I'm not even installing it on a real computer. I'm installing it in a virtual computer that is installed on my laptop. So I'm making a completely customized installation of Linux for a computer that doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I'm installing it. Someone help.