09 January 2009

Taxes

Public goods schmublic goods. I didn't consume $500 worth of public goods from the federal government this year. But that's apparently what I owe them for this service. Or so says TurboTax.

Michael's Uncle Timmy says that Michael shouldn't owe anything. Michael says this logically means that I shouldn't pay taxes either. But here are a few reasons I might owe taxes and Michael might not:


  • Michael lives on his own. He is not a dependent.

  • Michael's savings are hidden away so that he can get more financial aid.

  • Michael doesn't have income reported on a form 1099-MISC, which is classified as business income. Apparently, that jacks its tax rate up to something like 25%, regardless of my tax bracket. (Great incentive to form small businesses there, Congress.)



Anyway, I'm annoyed, ticked, peeved, irritated, and angry. MY PARENTS pay a smaller percentage of their income in taxes than I owe.

And then there's the absolute idiocy of taxing me on a transfer payment FROM THE GOVERNMENT. That's just inefficient.

2 comments:

  1. Jakob, don't you DARE listen to TurboTax! Wasn't that created by the government????

    And please talk to my Uncle Timmy! There is no WAY you should have to pay taxes--that's a joke. Nobody's going to know anyway.

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  2. TurboTax is a product of Intuit, Inc., the same company that makes Quicken. So no. It's made to help people get their taxes done cheaply and easily.

    I don't find it surprising that I owe taxes. I'm just annoyed at the fact.

    And the 1099-MISC must be filed to the IRS. So they will know.

    I think I'll have my dad ask his CPA cousin. So there.

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