Taylor Kerby gave me an awesome Christmas present. It was so good I opened it at 2 AM. Apparently he searched far and wide within the aisles of Goodwill, and found a priceless heirloom.
However, he decided not to get that, and instead got me this baby:
It's a GLASS EGGPLANT! Is that not awesome? (The correct answer is no, it is not not awesome.)
I feel horrible for not having gotten him anything, especially when this is such an awesome gift.
Oh, in case you're wondering, it's a play on the term egghead. Apparently I am one or something like that.
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52 minutes ago
No, it is not not awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Taylor, that is the best gift ever!!
And Jakob smiled! :P
Wait, I'm confused--does Jakob like the glass eggplant or not?
ReplyDeleteHow could I not like such an amazing gift, Michael?
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