I'm so glad to be 18, part 3

Jury duty looks pretty appealing. Just look at those comfy chairs. One of them even has two pillows on the seat!



Yeah, I don't think I want to join the military. Not with this guy, at least.



There don't seem to be many people, um, recreating here. I guess it's just an invitation to sully the beautiful landscape with my raucous celebrations as soon as I reach the age of majority.



Um. Not that I was planning on it or anything, but if I were to commit a sex crime, I don't think it would involve Barbie dolls.



Quote from the text accompanying this: "Oh come on — I just grabbed her butt — so what's the big deal?"

No, I don't want to smoke. Gross.



Yes. The first thing on my mind when I finish vandalizing a concrete wall is "Oh no, I've just made myself vulnerable to a tort case!"



I want this car. Do I get this car when I turn 18?



OH YEAH? WELL WHAT IF I WANT TO VOTE AGAINST AMERICA???



In conclusion, turning 18 seems to be stupid and full of visual non sequiturs. Please keep this in mind as you become a legal adult.