Thoughts from a sacrament meeting

When I return from my mission, I will not make a series of vaguely connected mission stories the sole content of my talk. Nor will I bear my testimony in the language I spoke on my mission. Unless that language is English, in which case I'll make a joke about it.

Also, when asked to introduce my family to the ward, I will not proceed by describing the spiritual gifts each of them has been blessed with. No. I will not.

Further, if I have only a few minutes to speak, I will not waste half my time reminiscing about how wonderful the returned missionary's talk was. This is the devotional equivalent of small talk: a way to waste time when you don't have enough content to fill it.